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To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,
No i'm going home to put the beard on
A very beautiful person on the inside and out, has a handful of humor in her jeans, and is very athletic and attractive. Boys will come and go like seasons but one day she will find the one. She is a very hard worker and has good grades and big dreams.
Ashley Beard will soon be in The Hall of Fame for her amazing softball skill set.
When ones face becomes bald after having a huge beard. But had to get rid of it because the person's girl friend told them to
AAAAAAHHHHH dude look at the bree beard what a nooooooobbbb! He does have a chill girlfriend
When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.
"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."
morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead
The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"
The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock
I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.