after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
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The crook of all the beard styles. Very sparse and patchy, sometimes looks like a dirty shit pirate beard. Usually worn by metal heads or just ratty gnarly fucking dudes.
"Dude you see that guy with rat beard? Yea, the kid looks fucking gnarly!"
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The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.
On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.
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To push your beard into another persons asshole with your finger while you orally pleasure them
Yo Lenny is totally beard butting that guy!
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The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.
Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!
Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.
Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.
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A beard grown whilst a man was on a journey to find himself and understand the meaning of life. As long as his beard lives on he is reminded on how physically and mentally strong he has become because of the adventure. The beard is a symbol of himself.
I hate getting food stuck in my Adventure Beard
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A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits
That guy is totally a bitter beard.
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