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Man’s best friend is the vagina.
Without man’s biological attraction to women and their vaginas, humans would not exist.
A woman's vagina is man’s best friend because it makes him feel amazing and loved during sexual intercourse. Men have been known to go to great lengths to gain access to and protect women's vaginas.
Without Man’s best friend (vaginas) reproduction would be impossible. After Alexa showed me her vagina I couldn't stop thinking about it for a month. It drove me crazy. I almost failed my high school classes.
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The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
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1) Used by someone to make you feel special, when really they have 50 best friends.
2) Used to obtain food, etc...
3) Used to sustain genuine strong friendships.
Often abbreviated BFF.
"Hah, you're my best friend forever!"
"If I can have some of that sandwich I'll be your best friend forever!"
"Let's hang tmrw k?
--
Mark (Your BFF)"
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Man's Best friend surely is a dog!
I have a pointer mix named Abby, SWEETEST DOG IN THE WORLD! She cuddles me if I cry, when I'm mad she comes to me to calm me down, she even does this cute thing where she rests her chin on my leg when she begs for food! She TRULY IS my best friend! Man's Best friend!
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A best friend you can always relay on, if your actual best friend is not around, or not available for the time being. You often talk to them on facebook or text them a lot.
Anna, and Ray are second best friends, they always relay on each other when their other best friends are not around.
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(Also known as the GBF) The gay best friend is the best friend of any hot girl you know, and the key to getting with that girl. Behind every hot Girl is a GBF. There are three GBF laws that, if you follow, you just might get laid.
1.Thou shall not make homophobic remarks towards the GBF
2. Thou shall befriend said GBF
3. Impress the GBF, and you will have instant access to the girl
John: Did you get laid dude?
Eric: No i called her Gay Best Friend a fag
John: you should Apologize
Eric: Done we're friends and guess what
John: What?
Eric: Amber and Did the nasty
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a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)
a guy can never come between u
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