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The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.
How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
Birthday mints are a present given to people who love mints. 2.5 lb bags usually used for extra sauce. Help track performances, and if used during a sports trip, they will hopefully make your birthday better.
Person 1: Happy Birthday! Here are some Birthday Mints.
Person 2: Damn you're extra.
June :) the whole month of June. (Birthday is in the 26th tho REMEMBER IT)
Oh! Looks like it’s Payton’s birthday month. Guess we have to get her a golf cart and a gift every day
When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.
Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!
A get out of jail free pass on someone's birthday or until they celebrate it
*does something stupid*
"BIRTHDAY PASS"