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When two girls are being motor boated by two guys and the person to get the fastest climax wins
Last night I won my first boat race
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One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'
ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific
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When your talking to Canadians, you tell them to say this because they can't pronounce it correctly.
American: Damn, I forgot my glasses. Can you read this for me.
Canadian: "Oot an aboot ina boot." It doesn't make any sense, don't cha know?
American: Hahaha, its "out and about in a boat!" Your lack of pronunciation is ridiculous!!!!
Canadian: You friggin hoser...
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A boat with a glass bottom. This allows its passengers to view the water beneath them from the safety of the boat.
Joe: I want to go scuba diving but im afraid of sharks.
Steve: Just take a ride on a glass bottom boat, you can see the ocean and theres no danger of sharks.
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Luisiana Steam Boat is when your fucking a girl in wheel barrel then you both role into 69. After you do that you cum in here mouth and let her gargle it.
Guy 1: Did you smash.
Guy 2: I did more then smashed.
Guy 1: Then what did you do.
Guy 2: I Luisiana Steam Boated her
Guy 1: Thats fucking cherry
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When your masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.
I think Todd is in the bathroom Mississippi River Boating again.
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someone with belgium heritage who has a habit of having sex with really large women.
larry just had sex with a girl that weighed 500 pounds, so therefore he is a belgium boat banger.
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