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straight as an einstein rosen bridge

straightest muthafucka in the omniverse but $20 is $20 man shit

perpatrator: dat nigga straight as an einstein rosen bridge
police officionado : damn straight

by swazz the drilla June 24, 2020


Bridge Dick

Dick for when someone is transitioning from exclusively enjoying pussy, to enjoying dick as well.

The owner of the dick is probably very palatable, perhaps more feminine, or a true feminist in the sheets.

Jared’s kind of a feminine guy, I bet he’s got good bridge dick

by Babyy.lovv June 24, 2022


skeeter bridges

when an all black guy has no butt...even though it should come naturally.

Andrew Cummins is a black guy whose granny calls him skeeter bridges.

by Virgina Simmons. October 7, 2008


Golden Gate Bridge

A sex act involving two females and two males. The males stand apart, facing each other, whilst each female bends over, also facing each other. The females hold hands, as do the males. This creates the shape of an arched suspension bridge, such as the Golden Gate!

Dude, Brad and I brought those two sluts back to the frat house and did a Golden Gate Bridge with them!

by DZSpo August 16, 2017


Golden Gate Bridge

A thin layer of non-hygienic eczema, (worn biker leather-skin located on the Fumundercarriage of a 19th century immortal House Madame Speaker. While standing on the head is easily Located between a 155 Howitzer artillery Shell, converted IED’d blown gripper free rusty dusty, and a shoe stretcher Sasquatch haired rot vagina marinated in a 5 day old fermenting muddy Diaper, infused Dingle Berries, Muddy Waters, cotton Balls and FUMUNDA cheese. Only located in San Francisco with a Hazardous waste warnings the shirt right by the belly button. It’s where the nipple is. WOKE CULTS USE WITH CAUTION. A MASK WON’T WORK Blue Hair Dye collected from overflowed Super Bowl Port a Potty’s work well and Pouring the infected areas(the whole body) with Mad Dog 20/20 Purple Passion does work. See a woke Democrat for experienced info on this matter since all comments have the only one right answer.

Are you about close to the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE, I Smell rotten seafood. Man, I THINK SKANKY SQUANKY Pelosi’s visiting from her home town of DC

by N’awlins Shed Honky August 18, 2022


Texas Mud Bridge

The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.

Earl and Jim-Bob got drunk and built a Texas Mud Bridge the other night.

by zuulybully July 18, 2018


Cross the bridge

To lick the choad during oral sex.

Austin: I went out with Jenny Saturday night and ate the pussy.
Keller: Did you cross the bridge?
Austin: You know I did!

by Kellerino July 7, 2018