term used by military personel to describe something useless, or messed up.
"what the hell is that?! that's more fucked up than a left handed soccer bat
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he didnt left u, he didnt know u were there cuz u didnt texted or called him.
retet is truely sorry and loves u.
"someone" hey retet why did u left me there :(
Retet i didnt, look up at the text i wrote. so pls stop asking "why retet left me there"
To kiss the left labia. Abusive term which could be considered to tell someone to fuck off.
1) go and clean the toilet
2) kiss my left lip
The first bowel movement after days of constipation.
After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.
*sobbing uncontrollably*
I cant take it anymore ever since martha left *sobbing uncontrollably* *gun shot* boom
1. A technical and humorous term for a covert rescue mission.
2. A sober driver's oath of brohood that states that nobody will be left behind in the bar to walk home intoxicated.
Nobody Left Behind Policy was enacted by the Congress of Beer Drinkers.
Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.
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