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When 2 or more dicks are put in an asshole at the same time, and while fucking little pieces of shit work there way out and they look like California raisins.
I got so drunk I gave a girl a California Double Dog.
A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas
Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!
A woman or gay male in the state of California that whores themselves out in the public for drugs, fame, and/or money.
"Hey, did you see Kesha on Conan last night?"
"No, why would I waste my time on that California Cum Dumpster?"
A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have
from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!
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Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.
Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."