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Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”
Despite being infamous for his chin he actually was a quite capable ruler. He somehow managed to rule the Holy Roman Empire, Spain, Burgundy, Austria and Naples all at the same time and rule them well. During his reign he fought a lot with France, the Ottomans and the protestants and was overall successful in fighting them and his reign saw large expansion of Spain and Austria. His greatest decision was splitting his realm between his son and brother. By the end of his reign Spain was prospering and the HRE was in a predicament but he couldn't control that and overall he was one of the greatest rulers of both Spain and the Holy Roman Empire.
Charles V was a total chad
A man that is probably packing but when i say packing i mean mother fucking packing something shrek wouldnt even fit in his mouth when he tries to give a bj.
Fucking huge. Charles’ cock is WAY BIGGER than Franks dick.
Did you hear how huge Charles’ Cock is?
Used in the Boston area to refer to Harvard or MIT, both elitist universities with campuses by or close to the Charles River.
He's a grad student at Valhalla on the Charles.
The act of going on a date with a female then being too much of a pussy to talk to her in school.
damn bro you totally Jake Charles'd on that Darcy Chick
Charles is a sporty boy who loves to play sports and is super outgoing. He’s funny and kind hearted very friendly.
Ella is kind and loud but can be shy and easily annoyed. Kind of a black cat but also crazy.
They are perfect for EACHOTHER
Oh you know the it couple? Yeah Charles and Ella