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1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
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a form of field day where every item from a room is removed for cleaning; when tending to last much longer than necessary, it is used as a punishment, typically for unsatisfactory performance in routine field day.
Recruit #1: Man.....One of the DI found a candy bar under someone's bed and decided to gave us a Chinese field trip.
Recruit #2: Haha, good thing I'm not in the candy bar platoon.
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Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.
"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."
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Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"
You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.
Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.
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Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.
"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."
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The crab you get at oriental buffets.
We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider
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A sexual act when the female sits on the male's face and while he eats her out she bangs on his chest or stomach like she is playing the drums
my chest is red because of the Chinese War Drum.
Would you perform the Chinese War Drum on me?
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