Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

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chocolate mile

Slang for anal sex.

Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.

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Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

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Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

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Chocolate Diamonds

An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.

Hey bitch, don't spit that out...thems Chocolate Diamonds!

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chocolate butterfly

THE RESULT OF THE ACT OF USING ONES BUTT-CHEEKS AS AN ARTISTIC APPARATUS IN ORDER TO IMPRINT BUTTERFLIES UPON A SURFACE SUCH AS A WALL OR CANVAS. THE ‘BUTTERFLY’ PATTERN IS ACHIEVED BY SPREADING FECAL MATTER, EVENLY DISTRIBUTED OVER EACH BUTT CHEEK. PRESSING THE BUTT-CHEEKS ONTO THE CANVAS OR WALL CREATES A PATTERN RESEMBLING FLYING BUTTERFLIES, OR ‘CHOCOLATE’ BUTTERFLIES.

I better not find a chocolate butterfly on my wall when I come back from vacation.

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Chocolate cam

A common problem which affects the camshaft lobes of VW 1.9PD engines, as used in the mk4 Golf, which causes excessive wear of the cam lobes in the engine. This is caused by using incorrect specification engine oil and / or not keeping up with oil changes.

VW Nut #1: DANG! My mk4 TDi is idling hella-rough dawg!
VW Nut #2: Oh Shit! You put some cheap-ass oil in there man! Are you ready for an expensive repair bill on your chocolate cams?

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