A goofy ahh dude who does very gay thing but says he's straight (he's not straight)
" ima suck your dick"
"crewe thats gay"
"not its not"
A disgusting town in the admittedly beautiful county of Cheshire, UK.
If you’re wondering whether moving to Crewe is the right idea, just stop - It isn’t. Actually don’t even thinking about coming here. It’s unpleasant, dangerous, deprived etc. It’s also overpopulated, and very chavvy. It’s not the place you want to be unless you’re looking for a knife in the chest.
Probably the worst town in the UK.
Did you hear that Crewe is the best place to live in the UK outside London!
Don’t listen, that’s cap.
Cranky Crew is a groupchat of elite and supportive people. Everyone is the absolute best of the best and the “crew” is more like a huge family. They are all literally the best people on earth and everyone is literally so hot no one can ever compare to us.
I love the Cranky Crew so much! They are the most genuine people ever!!
Where the local Salisbury gangdemrip shottys in Rays gaff, also controls 50% of Salisbury
Yo swear down shanice is in the shotty rippa crew now?
Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”