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Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.
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"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"To die and go to heaven!"
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There is rumored to be a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin, in which it sucks in all of the dads in the city, therefore leaving everybody with no father figure. (Donut Operator reference)
Hey did you hear about The La Crosse Wisconsin Black Hole?
No what's that?
It's a black hole in La Crosse, Wisconsin that sucks in all of the dads that live there leaving everyone without a father figure.
Oh so that's why I don't have a dad...
To accept that making a difficult decision in the near future will potentially have negative consequences. Used specifically for putting off such decisions until absolutely necessary while remaining on the current course that will ultimately lead to such a decision to be made. Thus, showing no weakness by being indecisive.
Giles: But you know that releasing this analysis could lead to a challenge from the board of directors?
Jake: Yes, but we will burn that bridge once we cross it.
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The girls cross country team has been league champions for who knows how long. They have been state ranked in 2005 and 2008 for division 1. Despite their location of lifeless,cement,wasteland, suburb they still match up to some oc teams who have economic and geographic location on their side.
GIRLS DIVISION I
1. Dana Hills, Dana Point-SS
2. Torrey Pines, San Diego-SDS
3. Trabuco Hills, Mission Viejo-SS
4. Crescenta Valley, La Crescenta-SS
5. San Clemente-SS
6. Esperanza, Anaheim-SS
7. Great Oak, Temecula-SS
8. Chino Hills-SS
9. WARREN HIGH SCHOOL CROSS COUNTRY, Downey-SS
10. Rancho Buena Vista, Vista-SDS
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When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
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