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The 14th of February, the day where people celebrate love. One of those "holidays" that helps the stores to make more money off of cards, roses, chocolate, etc.
Also...If you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, then good for you. If you're single (especially if you're single and not loving it) then it's a day in which couples just rub their whole relationship thing in your face. Basically lets single people know very well they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (as if they don't know that already).
See Single Awareness Day.
Shannon: "Oh my gosh, Trent and I have been dating for like almost half a year now, and we plan to go out to eat for Valentine's Day!"
Me: "At least you HAVE a boyfriend to spend Valentine's Day with..."
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Any day from yesterday, to the day I was born.
Person 1- "Yea the other day I-"
Person 2- "The other day or seven months ago?"
Person 1- "Seven months ago....."
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When you run out of clean underwear.
By wearing each pair of underwear two days in a row, John delayed laundry day.
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(Idiom) followed by a wish for the future.
One day I want a ferrari 250 GTO/a mansion/a penis/ a doggie!/a job/ a girlfriend/a hitler moustache/ your phone number/ yo mama!
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title of greatest song of all time metallica
I think Hero of the Day should be the national anthem.
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During the age of youth. Young childhood. When you were a child and you had boogers dripping down your nose.
Hooo, rememba back in da hanabada days wen you went play football in da streets, los yo slippahs, got lickens from yo mom?
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November the 22nd
1) the day My Chemical Romance's 4th studio album "Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys" was released. a day where you take caution, pump out the slaughtermatic sounds, and just love being a killjoy
2: the anniversary of President Kennedy's Assasination, could be observed as both rememberance for the president or simply a day to observe conspiracy theories
Guy #1: Dude its Danger Day
Guy #2: its the 22nd why are you celebrating Kennedy's assasination
Guy #1: I'm not I'm celebrating MCR's new cd
Guy #2: oh
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