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The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.
Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!
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Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.
Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler
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the most incredible varsity football player to ever set foot on earth. he is known to be an angel sent from above.
person 1: Dude! Did you watch the game last night?
person 2: Yeah dude DaVaris Daniels scored like 4 touchdowns!
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A guy who killed his mom and dad because they took Halo 3 away from him.
Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.
Daniel Petric is just furthering the Gamer stereotype...
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When you are having sex and right as you cum you go YES! YES! YES! while whiping your dick all over her face.
Dude I was having sex then I Daniel Bryaned that bitch.
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A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.
"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."
"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"
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Daniel Seavey is the hottest person alive,a snack, full course meal, you can’t even take him to the movies because they don’t let snacks/full course meals in. Perfect boyfriend❤️❤️❤️
Person 1- Who is that??
Person 2- That’s my snack boyfriend named Daniel Seavey.
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