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one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023


Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

by mOnKeY mAn 2716309 March 20, 2020


old dave

A avid runner who only looks like an old man, has cankles, a hump back, Jells in his soles, and no to little hair.

I feel bad for old dave he had to retire after 8 years.

by big peeps October 23, 2003


Super Dave

The Best Car SalesMan In Modern Day History!!! He Will get you top dollar for your trade in paid for or not, he’s focused and Will get you the best deal every time!!! Saving time and money!!! Bad Credit Doesn’t stand a chance come see him ASAP!!! At #OrrNissanBossier For your next car buying experience Conveniently located on the corner of 2323 Viking dr. N Benton rd

Super Dave is the best car salesman ever!
You must have got that car from Super Dave??!
Super Dave got me approved when nobody else could!

by Smartie left brained December 9, 2021


Daving

The act of a male fingering their own asshole. Usually in the position with both legs in the air.

I walked into the room and caught Nathan, Daving.

I bet you were Daving all night long.

by Ted Longford October 2, 2020


Daving

taking a selfie of yourself, usually drinking a beer, while your significant other performs a task like lawn or house work.

Him: There he goes daving again.
Them: Yeah, I'm surprised he's not murdered in his sleep for drinking while she does all the work.

by killn8r November 19, 2020


Daving

The act of or ability to talk at a low volume and constant tone without anyone being aware that you are talking. Usually in a rambling fashion whilst being on a slant or becoming more slanty.

The more drunk Kelly became last night the more she started daving.

Or

'Kelly was really daving last night.

by Wellwellwellhotsailourboy February 20, 2014