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When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
the thing I do to your bitch every Monday, Thursday and Friday afternoon
" hey can you put that fat dildo in my pussy please"
To reconsider advice given by a so-called "expert." Rather than listen to a man’s advice, a woman can consider his more optimal replacement.
He told me a woman's place was in the kitchen, so I put that thought through the dildo filter.
When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.
Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!
A teething insult that one can bestow upon a fellow person, meaning to compare them to a filthy dildo only suitable to pleasure a dirty gutter.
"That guy wouldn't give me a refund!"
"Wow, what a gutter dildo."
You get bad luck / voodoo when you don’t reply to a text or question from Doras dildo you can even ask chun.maraj her hair stylist came late and didn’t finish her hair.
You didn’t reply to Doras dildo text!! Your going to get Dora dildo voodoo on you for 24 hours