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A big plushie sloth commonly owned by little boys oftenly named Noah.
Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
Damn what dust filled attic did you find the grandma dildo at?
Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.
Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.
When a beugski gets boxed and killed in a 1v1 build fight on Fortnite and the coral commandos sing to proclaim the winner.
You’re so bad haha singing dildos
Something only a Taylee would have in the room all over her walls
Taylee why do u have 34 dildos ?
Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.
So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.
A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.