Don't touch my junk

It's the new battle cry of travelers fed up with the far-reaching powers of authority in charge, in this case the TSA.

Coined by John Tyner, a 31-year-old California man who objected to a full body "pat down" by a TSA security man in San Diego not to touch his package before boarding a flight. He also happened to be recording the incident with his cell phone.

"If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested," said the 31 year old Californian.

After he shared his recording online, it went viral and now has become a catch-phrase in the tradition of Don't tase me, bro.

Don't touch my junk.

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Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

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I don't do that shit

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

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I don't want no trouble

A term first used by Jackie Chan. It is often used by Asians--particularly Chinese--when in danger...or trouble.
Though, the expression often leads to a worse beat-down.
Pronounced like so: "I don't wont no trobble."

"What's up, my nigger?"
"What did you just say?"
"What's up, my nigger?"
"Come here! You better watch your mouth!"
"-What you say, boy?"
"I don't want no trouble."
-Rush Hour

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I don't Know

What dumb blonde bitches say when they don't know a word to make up.

Darrin: "Hey Naomi want to make up a word?"

Naomi: "ya sure"

Darrin: "ok make a word up"

Naomi: "I don't know"

Darrin: "wow your dumb"

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i don't want no ravioli

Fuck you I don't want no ravioli. Uhh I don't want it. (It's a vine of a little kid saying I don't want no ravioli)

What's for dinner.

Ravioli

I don't want no ravioli nigga.

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don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

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