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A term used to describe a person who is a complete prick who wants all of the respect and power that comes with authority but none of the responsibilities the job requires. Also, it defines a person who steals credit like it was Poland and is clearly anti-Semitic. (Contrary to popular belief, a Jewish person in a position of power can also be a douche hitler which is doubly insulting and egregious on their behalf).
Our hipster boss took all the credit for the success and is getting a promotion! What a douche hitler!
a consistently douchey male whose sexuality is in question; someone who both likes it up the, and happens to be an, asshole.
guy 1: OMG i don't care that its your grandmother's 150th birthday you prooomissssseeeeed you'd go to the mall with me ;-)
guy 2:you're such a fucking douche-fairy.
The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.
Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.
A person that is a major douche bag and spits their douchiness onto others
Wow Dave is being such a Douche-Dragon today. Douche
Someone you don't like, or someone you are mad at.
You just drank the last Dr.Pepper, you Tinkle douche!
Also called a Swegway, IO Hawk, PhunkeDuck, and "self balancing scooter", it is a small 2 wheeled, self balancing scooter. Once you get at least 1000 followers on vine you must buy one. It automatically proves you have money and are a douchebag.
Person 1: Dude, I hit 1000 followers on vine yesterday! Time to get a Douche Glider
Person 2: AWESOME! I have one also, we can go be rich, jerks together!
Person 1: Hold on, let me put this moment on vine.
a vaginal cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche
example 1: I went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports nobody watches!
example 2: I bet rosie o' donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!