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dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022


english circus

The only circus in the world where inserting your whole fist into the performers back hole is acceptable (excluding the giant man due to the risk of losing said hand inside the back hole).

Julian went to the English circus and lost his hand in the giant mans back hole.

by igzeeb February 19, 2016


English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter

"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"

by Mia Evans January 18, 2022


The english channel

When your friend is pooping and you sit down on their lap, facing them, and poo through their legs. You should each have a boner. No ladies. Not sexual in nature.

I really enjoyed the english channel Mike! Same time tomorrow morning?

by English channel January 6, 2022


The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024


Logan English

He cares.

Logan English

by LteEeeeeee July 25, 2022


english from the dutch

Fuck, blunts (weed wrapped in tobacco)

Shooting hoes with lipstick silver bullets! (Mixin' shit ,kama, like a beat) separate the english from the dutch (smoke a blunt)

by Al bluka June 9, 2019