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He might be revealing the truth, he might be spreading communist propaganda but this fat fuck sure needs a diet plan.
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When a person is so fat that fat deposits on their forehead (especially in forehead folds)
how the f*** do you get so obese that your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat in your forehead
Forehead fat
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A bodacious, vivacious, laquashius, flirtatious chick who generally has a business card and can never seem to find a pole.
Damn, check out that Fat Stripper over there, man! Let's go sign her business card!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
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having a lot of money
Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"
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When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap
Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.
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A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...
A: Have you heard of Fat Tam?
B: Yes of course!!! I have more than 10 recordings!!!
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There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
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