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A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.
"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."
A secret person who is sends you soup over through the mail
You have some soup here. Looks like the soup fairy paid you a visit .
When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.
We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.
The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.
The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.
similar to the tooth fairy but instead of leaving money in exchange for little children's teeth it turns someone into fag
The fag fairy breaks into ones home during nighttime and turns someone gay
the effects of the fag fairy are people dressing or acting gay the day after the fag fairy visits
To protect yourself from becoming a fag lock your doors and windows
If you believe the fag fairy has visited you and you don't wish to become a fag simply pray the gay away
the fag fairy went bippity boppity boo on this one last night