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a beautiful family of 4 now with a wife husband and kids with big dreams and big hearts always putting God first and loving him and reading his work letting their kids have as much fun as they want to and want there kids to go in the way the Lord wants them to
I love u labrant family people don't like u because of dumb things but the lord with deal with them when the time is right
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Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.
You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!
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The act of setting a cellular phone to vibrate, shoving it in your ass, and calling it. Since this requires the use of multiple cells, it's advantageous to purchase two phones - on a family plan to save money - and use one as your personal phone and the other to shove in your ass.
Sometimes while beating my meat, I spice things up with a Pittsburgh Family Plan.
For my birthday, my wife gave me a Pittsburgh Family Plan and called me repeatedly while I railed her doggy style.
Shit, man, you have to try a Pittsburgh Family Plan while receiving a hummer.
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An action that, when completed, will resemble the fillers used in family guy
Zack to cat: did you have a good day? yeah? you had a good day? that's good, what are you doing now? walking? oh, now you're staring at me? oh? you staring at me? that's cool. now what are you doing, walking again? where are you walking? down the hall? oh that's cool. yup. uh huh. this is a family guy filler, isn't it? yup. family guy filler.
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When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.
“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
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When a show or movie is downright awful 90% of the time. But when a funny joke from said show is posted online without context, people start to believe the show isn't complete shit, but instead some misunderstood gem.
The Family Guy Effect -
TV Show: *Makes slightly clever joke*
Random Internet user: "Wow that's so funny, I should share it online"
Other Internet users: "Man this is funny, I wonder why people give this show such a hard time."
An in-law who has few, no or strained relationships within their own family but gives you advice and direction then builds alliances and bonds with your kin where you feel like an outsider.
My dil used her family latcher snatcher skills to alienate me from my siblings.