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A bumblebee fart is a loud fart that sounds like a bumblebee flying really close to your ear on a Spring day. Everyone knows that sound when they hear it but they can't quite place it. They just know it was a really odd sounding fart.
Jackie cocked her leg up and cracked a bumblebee fart right in Jimbob's face. No one could believe it.
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That putrid and horrific meaty stink that only the lengthy digestive breakdown of beef can yield.
His beef farts were nauseatingly rank and hung in the room for what seemed like hours.
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Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!
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It's when you cuff your hand and then you fart in it, and then you put your cuffed hand in someone's face
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The only kind of fart that is visible to the naked eye, usually spotted in the bath tub, swimming pool, or other body of water. If done in a steaming hot bath tub, the smell is intensified.
Mom, Jimmy just laid an Aqua Fart in the bath tub!
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When a person is sexaully aroused by the sound and smell of a fart especially in the opposite gender.
"I have a fart fetish. Can you fart on me??"
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When you place a cupped hand over your asshole & fart in it, then place cupped hand over an unsuspecting persons face.
Mike will report me to HR if I give him another Cup-A-Fart.
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