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He might be revealing the truth, he might be spreading communist propaganda but this fat fuck sure needs a diet plan.
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When a person is so fat that fat deposits on their forehead (especially in forehead folds)
how the f*** do you get so obese that your body starts to think it's a good idea to store fat in your forehead
Forehead fat
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A teacher who speaks loudly and when she yell at people, the whole floor can hear what she’s saying. Don’t stay too close to her as she has smelly breath...
A: Have you heard of Fat Tam?
B: Yes of course!!! I have more than 10 recordings!!!
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There are 3 types of fat people normally eat, Saturated, Unsaturated, and Trans.
Note: there is also 2 types of unsaturated fat, Polyunsaturated and Monounsaturated fat.
Among all the types of fat, each one has a different, yet similar molecular structure. The small difference among each reflects the physical characteristics of the fat, and how it affects our body.
What you should know:
- It's molecular structure is most stable, no carbons have double bonds, and has the most hydrogen
- It is a solid at room temperature
- This type of fat is found in meat and dairy foods. It is also in coconut oil.
- Foods that contain fat are not strictly saturated or unsaturated fat, they are a combination of the two. For instance Peanut butter is mostly unsaturated fat, but does also contain saturated fat.
- It is recommended by nutritionists to eat no more than 30 grams of saturated fat per day.
- Consistently under-eating saturated fat can cause brain atrophy and hormonal deficiencies/issues.
- Consistently over-eating saturated fat can cause weight gain and clogged arteries, both of which are a double whammy against the heart really increasing chances of a heart attack.
- Fat (this includes trans, unsaturated, and saturated) is one of the 4 calorie yielding nutrients. It has 9 calories per gram. Carbs and protein have 4 calories per gram and alcohol has 7 per gram.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna get a double cheeseburger?
Person 2: No man I can't eat beef or cheese, I'm trying to watch my saturated fat intake, my doctor told me to.
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When you are so Obese your stomach is popping out of your shirt, some obese people like this can literally suffocate people in their Jelly roles.
Grandpa Jackson's Belly Fat is so huge it is popping out of his shirt!
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When two fat people are gettin' it on there's the sound of their fat clapping against one another hence the name fat-clap
Joe:Why you actin' so wierd today jeff?
Jeff:'cause last night it was my parents annerversary and i could hear the fat-clap commin' from their room, it was disturbing.
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A bodacious, vivacious, laquashius, flirtatious chick who generally has a business card and can never seem to find a pole.
Damn, check out that Fat Stripper over there, man! Let's go sign her business card!
Oooh, let's go talk to that Fat Stripper!
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