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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023


The mice are feet up.

Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.

"Dude! What's wrong?"

"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."

by songwritez November 2, 2011


zyair big feet

has a big shoe size such as size 11's or12's

zyair big feet are hard to find a shoe for

by big shoe size March 14, 2022


Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.

sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.

by broken glass and crashing January 18, 2022


Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.

sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.

by broken glass and crashing January 18, 2022


Sebi feet

Sebi feet is a gamer mating ritual in which one must aquire Sebi feet and the other one must aquire the oils

Hey dude, I want Sebi feet
Sure bro
bro did you get the oil?
cock

by SaltyCupky December 16, 2020


Whooping Feet

"Whooping feet" is a slang term that means to beat someone up so badly that they are knocked out of their shoes. It's a phrase that is used to describe a severe physical beating, where the person being beaten is left lying on the ground without their shoes. This term is often used in the context of street fighting or gang violence, and it's a way of describing a brutal and intense physical confrontation.

He's Terrence Thornton, I'm Terence Crawford, yeah, I'm Whooping Feet

by Teeeeeeeeeeeee May 11, 2024

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