No. Don't. YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLE STFU
Harry: Hey, search up Femboy feet!
Me: Okay. *searches*
Me: AAAAAAA MY EYES I WILL NEVER LOOK AT MY TOES THE SAME WAY AGAIN
Harry: hahahahahahaha
A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid
"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
When a male places his privates on a person's feet.
Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?
Where a bruh girl has feet like a man and cannot wear heels as their feet are to WHAM! However, their feet size matches that of Doc Martins flawlessy.
I really can't wear heels like for real, but somehow they fit great in boots I guessi was just born with boot feet.
What you say to someone who is violating your personal space out of aggression or stupidity. From the 80's street slang, you want them at least 6 feet away. Today, science reconfirms that mandate.
You and some friends are smokin a doob and some wannabe sidles up, all smiley and shit.
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!
What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.
“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”