Cadbury's Fingers

1. A delicious British confectionary comprised of a finger shaped biscuit covered in milk chocolate

2. The surprising and often alarming sexual act whereby a lady of questionable morals inserts her digit(s) into a gentlemans anus as he nears orgasm in an effort to heighten the intensity

1. John: Fucking hell, Dave! Have you eaten all my Cadbury's fingers again, you greedy bastard?
Dave: Yeah, sorry, mate. I was stoned.

2. Lady1: I say, Lady Poncemby-Smythe, your Reginald looks awfully glum today.
Lady2: Yes, Ms. Hartley-Woodford. Not to worry, I shall cheer him up with a cup of Earl Grey tea and a Cadbury's Finger.
Lady1: Oh? I never knew he liked you to stick a finger up his arse as he shoots his load.

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Finger scale

A scale relating to a female's looks. A three on the finger scale means "I would cut off three of my fingers to nail that girl".

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finger eleven

Amazingly talented and...quite possibly the best band of all time!!
plus they're canadian :)!!

Finger Eleven is fucking AWESOME

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fluffy fingers

when somebody in your gang gets all up in your face, and you tickle them and they start tickling you back and after that it is all fun. you go out and maybe get an ice cream cone.

when stanley gets all up in michaels face, darryl tells him to use fluffy fingers so he gets starts tickling stanley and stanley tickles him back. of course, the fluffy fingers technique ended up with them all going out to get an ice cream cone.

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Finger Bang

When a finger is inserted inside a woman's vagina. Touching the side of the labia at the same time.

Drayson decided to finger bang Sophia in the side of the church. It was so hard, Sophia said it hurt.

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finger eleven

insanely awesome band

did you guys see finger eleven with ozzy osbourne last night? man that was bitchin

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fat finger

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

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