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When one needs to poop, but cannot reach the facilities, themselves or their partner covers up the hole with a finger, hand or any other body part.
Oh damnit!!! There's not a bathroom in miles! Someone give me a Sloppy Finger Shit Flap!
Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!
1. Shear extreme surprise.
2. The flapping of a holy ones ass cheeks, such as the pope.
3. When something so crazy happens that Jesus applauds you with his ass cheeks.
-A ass ninja flys out of nowhere briefly and then disappears into the shadows.-
Justin: Holy flapping ass cheeks! Did you see that ass ninja!
Matt: ....... -Slaps Justin for shear stupidity and then quickly disappears just like the ass ninja-
Justin: -After realizing that Matt was the ass ninja- Holy flapping ass cheeks!
Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.
The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.
This phrase is specifically for the females out there, who may get particularly excited over seeing someone of the opposite sex that they are attracted to !!
Deborah; "Ooh, did you see that guy, he's so hot!!"
Jade; "ugh, not my type but, whatever claps your flaps!!"
the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.
-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."
-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"
1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.
2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."
"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."