Guilty Food

When you feel guilty of doing something to someone so you give them food to make them happy.

I got guilty food from my dad, since he forgot me at the mall.

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Food bear

An obnoxious person wo can consume a large portion of food like a bear tearing up a kill.

Rachel is cool, but if she's not careful she's a food bear.

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ladybug food

the green stuff we put in our ladybug bowls to feed our ladybugs; another word to describe marijuana

im hungery, lets gets some ladybug food

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food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.

Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?

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Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.

Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!

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food tron

n. a fat, obese individual who obviously trons out on food - and nothing else.

if you go to mcdonald's on any given day, you will probably note that most of the population dinging there are food trons.

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White food

food that is bland as fuck

Ryan only eats white food, he doesn't even like garlic.

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