Writer's Food

The food, snacks or drinks writers consume during their peaks of writing skills. This is often crackers and cheese, coffee and Kraft Dinner.

It can often result in malnutrition and is usually the result of not wanting to leave the laptop at risk of losing face.

"You look so skinny Jenny."
"I know I've been consuming only Writer's Food."

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Food bear

An obnoxious person wo can consume a large portion of food like a bear tearing up a kill.

Rachel is cool, but if she's not careful she's a food bear.

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nude food

Strawberries, cherries, bananas, chocolate and whip cream that is used by a couple in the bedroom for romance. sex, love, romance, couple, bedroom, marriage, hook-up, seduction

I have not seen my wife all week. I'm going to drop by the grocery store and pick up some nude food and maybe we can have a romantic evening.

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Food Rape

What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.

Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.

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Food Rape

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.

It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.

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racid (food)

Racid food is food that is moldy, gross, or just not put together well.

I am not going to eat racid (food).

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ladybug food

the green stuff we put in our ladybug bowls to feed our ladybugs; another word to describe marijuana

im hungery, lets gets some ladybug food

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