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A shirt that a boy uses to masturbate on.
mother: What is this shirt that's all stuck together that I found under Cody's bed? father: Oh God don't touch it! It's Cody's jiz shirt. We'll just throw it away. mother: That's nasty. What's wrong with him? father: He's just lazy.
A "shirt fight" is a very brief type of fight that occurs when two parties begin to get aggressive with eachother, yelling first and then usually one or both people grab hold of the others shirt and yanks at it or uses it to shake that person they are yelling at. A "shirt fight" differs from a "fist fight" in that no physical blows are thrown, but cannot simply be defined as an argument because it usually results in a ripped/stretched shirt.
Example (1)
Person 1: "I heard Joe and Bob got into a fight last night at the bar; are they still mad at eachother?"
Person 2: "Naw, it was just a shirt fight they were cool later that night."
Person 1: "A shirt fight?"
Person 2: " Yea, you know they got into it yelling and touseling with eachother and Joe's shirt got a little ripped."
A,
A shirt which has aged a bit, but still fits and acceptable to wear when lounging around the house, etc.
B,
A ridulously oversized shirt given to you by some asshole family member (who is probably too much of a retard to look at the size label first) for the purpose of 'slobbing around in'
A,
'Hey, that's a cool shirt
'Thanks, I've had it ages, more of a slobbing around shirt to be honest
B,
'Ahh nice shir..oh..ermm... why's this shirt XXL exactly?'
'Ahh, its more of a slobbing around shirt, really'
'What's the point in that? couldn't you just be realistic and get one my size?'
'No I couldn't, we got it for free anyway, so like it or I'll kick your head in.'
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad
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something you buy for a person of extreme douche-baggery.
girl 1: hes such a douche bag!
girl 2: we'll just have to buy him some lilac shirts.
the shitty residue left over when ironing and spraying starch
Friend: Hey man your shirt looks like shit! Whats all that flaky shit on it...
YOU: Oh, man f-ck! Its shirt dandruff!