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A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
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Flattened by a slew of hurricanes in 2004, West Palm Beach was formerly a mecca for customers of Armani Exchange, over-priced ice cream, and plastic surgery. Now known as the underwater city of Palm Beach.
Funk. West Palm Beach is so cool you have to spend your life savings on scuba gear just to get a fucking hamburger.
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The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.
**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**
idiot: yo hand me my phone
You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now
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High maintance women ,snobby yet witty ,nice but dont mess with.Want what they want and will always get their way.Will stab you if you get on their nerves. Loves nice designer bags and shoes. Soccer mom driving a BMW or Benz.Comes from all italian family. Picks their kids up from school all decked out looking for attention. Owns a ton of jewlery.
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A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.
Wendy gave Dave Thomas a cold frosty on the beach.
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A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person
Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch
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when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed
my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her
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