a girls friend who is extremely obnoxious and cock blocks all night. aka the female version of a cock-blocker.
"I can't get no pussy because of that friend bitch"
Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)
Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.
A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart
Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend
Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.
A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.
"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."
A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.
Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.
Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying