Squashed Fruit Salad

A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.

Dude, did he just moon you?

Worse! He gave me a squashed fruit salad.

Gross!

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

The scent or flavor that all exotic dancers spray themselves with before selling lap-dances.

stripperfruit (Stripper Fruit)

Patron: "Is that strawberry? Pomegranate? I can't quite pinpoint that smell"
Dancer: "It's stripperfruit. We have a pool of stripperfruit juice in the back that we go swimming in to make us more alluring. The moisture also helps the glitter stick to us better."

velvet fruit loop

A persons rectum. The butthole

Lick my Velvet Fruit Loop

I fucked her velvet fruit loop

Fruit - "E" - Wrap

A "fruit by the foot or fruit roll-up" wrapped around ones johnson, leaving room around the head for a fruity treat. Might I warn you, this often lead to a fruit explosion...

1. I finished the night off by giving her a tasty bedtime snack as I let her fiest on an "Fruit - "E" - Wrap". She could taste the rainbow as she guzzled on the exotic waterwall
2. All way to the droopy plums as she helped herself to an all you can eat "Fruit - "E"- Wrap"

Fruit blow up

When a girl gives you head while your dick is wrapped in a fruit roll up

Shawty: "I don't want to give you head. Your dick tastes bad!"
Bro: "What if I wrap it in a fruit roll up?"
Shawty: "Oh hell yes! I'll give you a fruit blow up whenever you want!"

Lil Fruit Snacc

The best SoundCloud Rapper ever

Lil Fruit Snacc outta this

fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

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