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Someone who looks german and typically denies the accusations
James had blonde hair and blue eyes but gets pissed when Logan calls him a German Import
Tastes like shit. Get czech beer instead
Dude 1:Wanna try german beer?
Dude 2: ew. No fucking way
When a non german is sitting down with a german guy’s ass on the non germans dick, another non german then procedes sit on the german and the deficate on the germans dick
Yo, lets go make a german sandwich with kyal in the middle later.
suspenders or any contraption to hold up the pants.
Hitler: I like the juice.
Rachel: thanks, their German Monkey Contraptions
When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard
Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.
Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life
Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken
Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man
A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.
I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!
I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.