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something that a red ferret says in a fucking children's movie (the ugh is a moan)
guy 1: did you hear that ferret say "give him to me ugh" in that children's movie
guy 2: yeah what the fuck is up with that.
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1) impartial to having sex with a colleague
2) lack of interest in others problems
Sams Boss - "Sam its come to our attention that are you slamming the office jr, this behaviour is not accepted."
Sam - "na, dont give a cunt suck mate, I intend to continue slamming her."
Ryans neighbour - "your front lawn looks like shit"
Ryan - "I really dont give a cunt suck aye."
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A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"
I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!
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Giving her forty quid is one of the meanest ways of dumping stupid Welsh girls, or generally enabling a woman to get the hell out of your house, life, and mind.
Man to friend:
"She's doing my head in."
Friend:
"Give her 40 quid"
Man goes to missus, flings 2 £20 notes in her general direction: "Here's forty quid. Put that in your petrol tank, and fuck off back to Cardiff"
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Everyday is give Abel head day because he really deserves it
Oh wow it’s give Abel head day I’m so excited because he’s such a good guy
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The act of vigorously face fucking someone to the point they develop stretchmarks on their face.
If you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna give your face stretchmarks
July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?
Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny
Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs
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