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harry styles

Guy: Do you believe in god?

Girl: Yes, of course I believe in harry styles.

by hrrystyles April 7, 2022

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god

first off... let’s take a moment.

God. capital G. not god. He ain’t no greek god. He is the one and only, God.

this mans brought His only son down to earth and what did His son do? He carried the cross that he was meant to die on, got nailed to that cross, died and went to heaven, RESSURECTED, came back down to earth seeing all his buddies confusing the heck out of them, not only did he resurrect, he also ascended back up to heaven. This was all done by who? oh yeah God. So please, THE LEAST you can do is capitalize his name. You capitalize your name don’t you? Well this guy is 100x more powerful than you i’m surprised we don’t capitalize His whole name.

Uneducated person: β€œOh god please help me”

Educated person: β€œOh God, please help me.”
(who do you think God is going to help? because the first person is just breaking the first commandment. the second is actually asking Him for help. think about that)

by calvinklien January 19, 2018

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God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed April 10, 2018

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God

1.A man that has knowledge of self and others.

2. The Asiatic Black Man.

What's todays mathmatics God?

by ERICWRIGHT075 May 2, 2021

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God

1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun

Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here

Good God, that concert was loud!

by MrMrMemeyGuy October 21, 2017

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God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019

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God

A fictional character made for a fan fiction about a man named Adam and how the author was jealous of Eve. But people took that shit seriously.

God is a fictional character made by a 13 year old girl attempting to write a famous chick flick

by B1gDaddy69 December 4, 2019

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