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James: Ur ugly nigga
Nick: Bitch ur about to get these hands!
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Old Lore:
In really old times, people whispered about the wickedness of thieves and sinning, and one popular tale/rumour was about the Hand of Glory.
It goes that a master thief carried a dead man's withered hand into the house he intends to burgle, and then lights the fingers on fire. If a finger catches fire, it means somebody is sleeping inside the house--if it doesn't, then it means they're awake. (Or there aren't enough people in the house as there are fingers, which is important and plays into how the thief is often caught at the end, by people in the house hiding or pretending to be asleep.)
Once the fingers were lit, the sleeping people were charmed, and wouldn't wake up until the flames were extinguished, which could only be done by dipping the hand into fresh milk.
A common variation on the tale is that the hand must be taken from the hand of an unborn baby. Preferably done in a graveyard, at the stroke of midnight, and without making any noise. These Hands of Glory were the best, and when lit on fire, could burn forever without being consumed, and also casting a "devil's light", which would light up the darkness, but only for the thief holding it.
In Looking Glass Studios' "Thief- The Dark Project", Garrett steals back his Hand of Glory while breaking into Cragscleft.
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Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.
Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.
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When your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break.
Charle: Aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can't type it out
Brian: Yeah, and it's gonna be harder since I have holiday hands
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When you hug or put your arms around a girl, without actually placing your hands on her shoulder or side.
Steve: Did you see Brain's prom picture? He didn't even put his hands on her side.
Alex: Hoover hands? What a pussy.
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Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.
Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.
Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:
"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"
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someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.
eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.
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