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The best book ever written in the history of the world. If you don't like it, you have serious problems. And you should be killed. "Or worse, expelled".
A book that contained me to my room for 2 solid weeks.
*3am*
Mum: "GO TO SLEEP!"
I: "I'm reading Harry Potter, I can't."
Mum: "Oh ok then."
*Mum goes to bed and reads Harry Potter*
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irish version of a certain idiotic wizard. uses a pint of guinness in place of a wand and a giant potato as a broomstick. more likely to want to play Scrabble or darts than quiditch.
"oh to be sure to be sure i'll play darts! quidditch? feck off ya weird bearded focker!"
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a sex position in which a male uses his hand limbs to pleasure his female lover and the female lover uses her facial orafaces to pleasure the male oraly
omg i finally did the harris special last night, it was pretty shit
A Harry sanders is a smart, caring and one of the most kindest people you’ll ever meet. His strengths are that he is constantly focussed on the future and he has really good morals and the only weakness is that he lets his anxieties get in the way of his potential. He has commitment issues and they can be a karmic partner since you learn so much from you though. But other than than his replies being too slow and forgets you exist sometimes, Harry sanders deserves the world and will be very successful in the future!!
Even though some people mistake Harry’s for being boring the more you get to know them the more you realise there is never a dull moment with them! They are the most comforting and protective people and will never fail to make anyone feel protected and happy. They have pure intentions and a pure heart.
Someone : who is Harry sanders?
Me: OMG HARRY he willl get you through everything
“I love watching Harry scribbles!” - Xx_DreamStan69_xX
Luis: Did you see Harry scribbles new video?
Emily: Yeah, hes kinda a simp tho
A very sweet, caring, family orintated guy who’s family is always first priority to him. Very competitive. And great at everything he does. But more importantly, Kevin is a large size man child who yells a lot probably to compensate for a small penis at least that’s how most kevin harris’ are. A synonym for Kevin Harris is Krzysztof Olszewski or Ted O.
Friend 1 “Man why are you acting like this?”
Friend 2 “Acting like what bro?”
Friend 1 “You’re acting like a cunt, you’re being a Kevin Harris.”