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1. When you feel so sad your heart hurts like it got ripped in half ;
2. A feeling during which you wish you could crawl in a hole and die;
3. When the sun just doesn’t shine in your head for days and days;
4. When you’re hotter than hot for someone so much you feel like your on fire 🔥 and they aren’t for you.
Rip my heart ❤️ and ignore me.
10👍 3👎
waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"
the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart
21👍 7👎
A Private school on the upper east side full of hot, cool girls who party without being sluts. They are nowhere near as innocent as they seem. They party hard and still get good grades. You'd never see a Sacred Heart girl doing drugs and getting way too fucked up to function. They over-all dominate the other Private Girl School on the Upper East Side.
Guy 1: Look a Sacred Heart Girl!
Guy 2: Those Sacred Heart Girls are the hottest shit around!
Guy 1: Im gonna hit that tonight.
Guy 2: If you're lucky..
28👍 11👎
Sacred heart university is a small college in Fairfield CT. Sacred Heart University is a small school that offers a lot and its up to you to do something with it. Most of the population comes from Long Island, CT and MA but there is a small population that only complain about the school and never do anything to fix it. 85% of student body are Apathetic and its sad. They(the 85%) sit around and drink and complain. The RA's are pretty fair, if you are acting up then OBVIOUSLY you will be written up, such is life and If you dont like it, transfer or move off campus. SHU never promised to be the place for you. SHU does what it can with what it has. It isnt perfect but no school is. college is what you make of it and SHU is a great place to be if you have a personality and some type of intelligence
Person 1- hey Sacred Heart University sucks
Person 2- then do something about it, 'be the change u wanna see in the world"
person 1- nah i'd rather bitch and moan
person 2- oh okay good luck with that
58👍 28👎
a sweet, funny, and charming movie about a young man's search to discover the meaning of life. in short, an existential comedy of sheer brilliance.
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
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A girl who will fuck more than one guy at once, a girl with a very loose pussy too. Some will fall in love with someone they barely knew. Some will try and fuck guys and play their emotions and not give a fuck apparently, someone who will have a brand new boyfriend every 2-4 weeks. Alot will text their exes back outta know where because they’re desperate asf for a boyfriend, some will stalk their exes profiles, some are fake to their boyfriend*s*.
Heart breaker
Lisa: **Calls ex boyfriend on accident**
Dwayne Text: “Yea?”
Lisa Text: “Nothing, called wrong person”
**Thats a lie**
Dwayne Texting: “Oh, ok...”
**Dwayne gives his phone back to his cousin**
-(Next day)-
Lisa Texting: “Hey, wyd”
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a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.
23👍 9👎