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a hipster who thinks they're better than everyone else because they recycle. often lectures other people on the environment without any valid information to back up their claims.
person1: "sally has turned into such an eco-hipster, i can't even talk with her anymore"
person2: "I know. the other day she lectured my for an hour about the oil spill, and then asked me to drive her the 3 blocks to the bus stop."
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The act of gathering a group of friends together to track, hunt down, and humiliate hipsters. As you all know, the hipster phenom is sweeping the country more rapidly by the day. Facebook was far too conformist so they seceded to a website where hipster social networking is king - Tumblr. Rebelling against parents, listening to bands whose singers sound like their brains are hemorrhaging, bad-mouthing hot chicks who want talk to them, wearing the same flannel shirt for weeks, not washing their hair - all traits that a hipster is often linked (but not limited) to.
So do the world a favor, call up your buddies, grab a couple cases of beer, get out there and go give these self-righteous tools something that's actually worth crying about!
Realistic Person 1: Dammit I'm so sick of Derrick's gay ass bandanna and his shitty band.
Realistic Person 2: Sounds like somebody's ready for a good ol' fashion hipster hunt!!!
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a karmic flu-like epidemic that plagues only individuals with high levels of pretension (in most cases, said pretensions are music-related).
The last reported outbreak occurred in San Francisco in June of 2009.
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #1: I'm working 40 hours this week at my independently-owned-and-operated fair-trade coffee shop on Valencia St this week. Not to mention the paper I have to write contrasting Sartre and Camus for my French Existentialism class. I absolutely cannot afford to contract hipster flu!
FIXED-GEAR BIKE RIDER #2: oh man, you better start listening to some Donna Summer non-ironically!
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One who drifts from one false hipster romance to another amongst a small group of said hipsters.
Oh great, a new one for the hipster grifter.
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short for Androgenous Hipster - those folks with overworked hair, super skinny jeans, and all the latest accessories from American Apparel.
I'd shop at American Apparel but I hate all that andro-hipster crap.
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Developed recently, the new hipster eurotrash are eurotrash that have adopted the American hipster lifestyle and pretend that it's their own. They began as small groups of Europeans who have become trendy "supercool" American hipster wannabes ever since their home cities set up an American Apparel. They have been infecting larger groups in New York, and their main focus in life is looking "supercool." All in their younger to mid-twenties, they are supported financially by their parents, know more than one language, have travelled to India, study either fashion photography or film, and find their habitats in either SoHo, NoLita, or North Williamsburg. They only eat at posh euro restaurants or bars that serve espresso. They date models or actresses only, and are secretly gay.
What is so unique and distinct about hipster eurotrash is that their minds are all alike. They never disagree with each other, when it comes to filmmakers, their love of suede loafers and lace-ups, and homosexual leather jackets. You will not find a hipster eurotrash that is original or knows how to think on their own, unless it's okayed by fellow hipster eurotrash.
Most of them are still racist (they are, after all, European) and still believe that the white race is the supreme race, but they will most times hide it well with their "politeness." They are rude and snobbish, and quite uneducated. In general the new hipster eurotrash is dumb as a rock.
Look at those hipster eurotrash walk slow in front of that street style photographer in hopes of him noticing them.
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The hipster will draw a hipster triangle and be like "I'm drawing a triangle, I'm hipster" and someone(a normal person) shall reply with "what a load of pish"
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