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They are so obsessed and in love with the idea of Ardyn
Im holding up 4 fingers because i love ardyn
When someone holds up four fingers, they r madly inlove with Bre
“He was holding up 4 fingers! He must be inlove with Bre”
Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)
Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.
Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.
The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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