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an amazing school that has a reputation of being the brightest and the best. and know for staying home on weekends doing homework. its uniform shows a lot of leg when sitting down, so u get to know (see) more of someone than u may of wanted.
the uniforms are kilts...a nice wolly slit for the leg to show through.
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A large Jesus Statue assumed to made out of butter located in Monroe,OH. The giant Jesus has been linked to and increase in accidents in the area.
Look its a giant Butter Jesus...(crash)...
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Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.
We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.
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The clitoris of a very religious woman, typically of the "Bible-thumping" variety.
Q: "What's wrong with Sue Ellen? She seems so tense."
A: "You know she and Billy have been having problems - I don't think he's tickled her jesus button lately."
Q: "Do you think Miriam and Seth are having an affair? They seem awfully close."
A: "I doubt it - there's no way Seth's activated her jesus button!"
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A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.
*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."
My child's mind and body was molested at Jesus Camp.
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