his hairline is a wee bit fucked but it’s okay because you can’t see it anymore, unless you lift his hair up. he also has knee syndrome but that’s also ok because he’s a sound wee dood
Girl: i hate you
Boy: I’m Jamie smith
Girl: I love you
JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH
PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse
Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG
1👍 2👎
1: when you fail to get point in a game
2: flake last minute on an event.
1): You jamied it that last turn.
2) You jamied us again, you said you were coming to snoop dogg!
Hottest milf on earth. Any guy would smash. And she has a jealous daughter that always gets embarrassed by how hot Jamie is
Damn she's hot, I bet her name is Jamie H
Jami Anne is the smallest girl you will ever know. She likes Kpop and will kill for Kpop. Don't mess with her or else she'll block you. She is a small, small, small i don't know what to say any more but she's small. At times she might be pretty but she doesn't know it. She always brings biscuits in her bag for she is always hungry.
Girl 1: Who's that midget?
Girl 2: It's Jami Anne.
Jamie Flatters, is without a doubt the most amazing and perfect man on this planet.
Kind, super sweet, weird, caring, sexy, energetic, and talented, very talented artist, even if he doesn't recognize it. Is someone who will never let you down and will brighten even your darkest of days. A true gentleman with a pure heart. You will get lost in his eyes. His smile is contagious and you can't help but blush at the thought of him. Trustworthy, the first to apologize, and knows your boundaries. Has a sexy, regal voice that will drive you insane, but that you could spend hours and hours listening to him talk about the slightest thing. He's kind to all he meets, and will make his girlfriend (assuming he's taken) feel like the most important, beautiful girl in the entire universe.
You will love him forever, and never forget him.
Jamie Flatters: *talking very passionated about art, perception, beauty, etc. then stops and smiles* Are you listening to me?
Girl: yeh yeh yeh *blushing aggressively* please continue..