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Jesse

This guy hates the cops and loves the hoes, he’s the type of guy to have sex and throw the condom at the cops after using it , known for his deep throat super powers he can get sucked and fucked out of any situation

I wanna be a jesse when I grow up dad

by Scoopitypoop November 23, 2021


Jesse

Jesse is the queen of earth

Who is the queen of earth? Jesse

by Queen lol jess April 21, 2021


Jesse

Jesse's are Jesse's! The most incredible, trustworthy and honest man you'll ever meet. He is extremely HARD-HEADED and will likely make you mad at times, but he will always make you smile right after.He is into cars and knows how to "drive" his woman wild! He is extremely talented and a rare catch! When you snag a Jesse don't let him go!

Any girl would want to be "Jesse's girl!"

If his name is Jesse, he is a keeper!

by Pmsrf August 4, 2019


Jesse

A pathological liar and an all-around asshole. Do not trust or date this person because it will bite you in the ass a few years later.

"Wow, I can't believe Jesse went behind my back like that, they're such a snake."

by sarahluvsu April 17, 2023


Jesse

This person has the ability to say the 'N' word at any time without getting hate from real niggas.

Don't worry Jerome it's all good, that's Jesse

by Konijnenhumperd November 24, 2021


Jesse

A guy who will break your heart within a week of dating him yes he might seem like a nice person but when you start to get close to him, he acts like a complete jerk who doesn’t know his place. He likes anime well just Naruto which can get boring at times and he will only talk about that and if you date him he doesn’t bring you up to any of his friends. He also only dated girls that are famous in any way. So just watch out for a guy named Jesse.

Me-“Jesse is soooo hot” friend-“but Jesse is also a jerk and heartless so be careful”

by I’m dead my name A.R.E.I June 23, 2019


Jesse

A nice and caring person. Has the biggest most amazing eyes that remind u of the ocean. Wears way to much cologne lmao. Might not be the best looking or popular but he is the person everyone wants to be a round when they need a laugh. says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. This is Jesse, he is different but proud of that.

Wow he is amazing! He must be a Jesse.

,from Jada

by Jada Moore June 12, 2019