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"Pulling a Joe" means moving in on your friends girl or ex-girlfriend. Especially when there are deep feelings involved. “Pulling a Joe” is the ultimate diss to your guy friend.
Minags: What's wrong Carlo?
Carlo: Fuckin Ron. Pulled a Joe on me with Torri. I thought we were cool too.
Minags: Damn, sorry man. I didn't realize he was pulling a joe.
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When you use your dick like a baseball bat, and smack a chick in the face with it while yelling, " Jew mudda fucka Jew mudda fucka."
That bitch is asking for a joe pesci.
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Someone who lasts three seconds in bed
Girl 1: How was sex with that guy last night
Girl 2: Meh, he was a Joe Goldberg
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"HE'S A PEDANTIC, PONTIFICATING, PRETENTIOUS BASTARD, A BELLIGERENT OLD FART, A WORTHLESS STEAMING PILE OF COW DUNG!"
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"(Figuratively speaking)"
Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
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The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, handsome, loves the ladies.
Wow, that guy just pulled a Joe Smetona!
He is so Joe Smetona!
What would Joe Smetona do?
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1. A regular all around blue collar worker guy who drinks beer regularly 2. A regular guy who has well developed abdominal muscles 3. A term made popular by Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska and former Vice presidential candidate.
Yo Joe Sixpack throw me a brewski.
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Jay-Z looks just like Joe Camel
HE'S A SWAGGER JACKER
"...at your open toe sandals and you look like Joe Camel" Cam'ron
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