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A 4 year university in the heart of Providence Rhode Island. Mainly known for its outstanding Business Technology and Hospitality programs and its outstanding looking students. JWU has some of the best looking students in the country, mainly rich kids from the northeast that love to party and hook up
Yo those kids go to Johnson and Wales University, no wonder why they are so smart and goodlooking!
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Made popular by a talking cat, it is an expression made to show exasperation or surprise.
Alternatively, it can be used after you tell a joke. Like a "oh, snap!" type of thing.
Guy 1: "Have you paid the rent yet?"
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson...nope I haven't yet."
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Jill is going to be at the party tonight?"
Guy 2: "No, but that's cool."
Guy 1: "I heard she's single now."
Guy 2: "Oh Long Johnson..."
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the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.
PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
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A place in New york that's got many levels of society. There's very few truly attractive females and many losers. In the summer the lawns in the suburban part of it are very green.
Did you know the middle school in johnson city, ny is called marijuana mountain???
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deante adam johnson known as the rapper summrs is not signed to anyone and got caught as a pedofhile 2 years ago on instagram live. His discord is .<3 1891 and has a mainly bape wearing fanbase
have you got that new deante adam johnson mcflurry?
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Full of Fucking Mexicans and teachers that yell at you for no damn reason. They have the worst damn employees like that fucker Timothy Rodgers I like the laid back Stan the fucking Man!?! There’s the football team which sucks ass and the soccer team which is the ducking best cause it’s full of fucking Mexicans.
There’s the Legends who will be remembered like Brandon Carmona Aka Carnitaz, Jorge Garcia, Tammy Vo
Johnson High school is full of Mexicans
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Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.
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