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A difficult but pleasurable move in the bedroom. Few have attempted, and even fewer have succeeded. First, the man takes his position as the helipad...shaft up. Next, with a running start and a jumping forward twisting flip, the woman must land on the man and continue to spin. Common injuries include concussions and broken penis.
I totally tried the jumping helicopter move last night, missed the landing zone, and ended up spinning on the bedpost.
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A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.
Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.
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The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.
I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.
Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!
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It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.
That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.
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A situation that appears to have gone downhill, only to redeem itself and possibly surpass its former glory.
Rachel: The TV show Lost seemed to jump the shark during the writers' strike.
Chris: No, it was a jump the dolphin situation. Have you seen season 6?
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Semen. The liquid produced by the man's member upon climax.
She gets my jumping juices flowing.
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An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).
Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.
God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?
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