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a drastic and abrupt fluctuation to the state of arousal in which a fully erect penis losses all blood flow becoming irreversibly flaccid. Commonly repulisive or offensive behavior such as marrying Tom Cruise can lead to this, at times downright embarrassing condition.
"and then what?"
-"she pulled down her panties."
"annnd then??"
-"I don't want to talk about it bro."
"c'mon, you're killing me. what did she do next?"
-"she grabbed a cereal bowl..."
"OOO..KKK...???"
-"and then she squat over it and took a shit."
"what the fuck?"
-"yeah bro. the smell was awful."
"I can't believe that. That chick is so unbelievably hot. What the hell did you do?"
-"what do you think I did? I put my pants back on and split."
"you didn't even have her give you a hummer or a hand job after sitting through something like that?"
-"dude...she shit some nasty fume filled diarrhea in a cereal bowl 6 inches away from me. No hummer or hand job in the world would have done any good. It was so Katie Holmes bro, that black dude from the Green Mile couldn't have even fixed my wood."
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Katie is a slag, racist, lesbian, cheat, bitch, hoe and should go kill herself as nobody gives a fuck about her.
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A Katie is a very crazy person. She craves attention and when she doesn't get any she will make it hell on earth. She can be very sweet at times but that can change within seconds if she doesn't get her way. She is also a very clumsy person with words and actions. Overall, a Katie is a good person to be around but if you piss her off, you should basically pronounce yourself dead.
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A clutsy person who never can walk in a straight line without making a face plant to the ground. Katie Lea is also considered to be a fat kid, President, who resembles Barb, her inspiration. This person might also be inspired by their step-father, Doug. This person is extremely blonde, inside and out. This person is also psychotic. If cinnamon crunch thingys cereal was a person, Katie Lea would be married to this cinnamon crunch thingy.
Katie Lea is in the World Record book for being the fattest person on this point. Yes, point. Not the world. Point.
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THE SEXIEST BEAST YOU WILL EVER EVER MEET. Usually dates gingers like Ed sheeran, brown hair small and chubby. Aw she is a cutey. Quiet shy towards strangers but when you get to know her she's a bit of a freak. Her selling is quiet bad but she is very very intelligent. you will love her <3
Katy Oliver is fit
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A loveable lass who enjoys to bump and grind on toms knob
did you see that total katie bragg last night
WOW
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