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The act of inserting a sand blaster into the penis and turning it on until it is filled with sand then putting the penis inside a woman’s fart box and filling it with the sand from the penis
Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.
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The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.
Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?
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Any poor man's pistol that someone buys as a last ditch effort to avoid having to buy a Hi-Point. Normally bottom tier guns with main brand logos. Can be bought for $250-$400 used out of any KY pawnshop.
"Look at this S&W M&P 40 Shield I just bought."
"That's a damn fine Kentucky Hi-Point."
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When a guy is sucking your dick while you pour Burbon on his face.
Where did all the Burbon go?
Oh last night you got a Kentucky dick suck?!
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When you shove a coney up a dudes ass and suck it back out to eat.
Hey bro did hear Marston did a Kentucky glory hole on his boyfriend last night?
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After an anal gang bang, when an anus is full of several loads of semen, the owner of said anus inserts a variety of ingredients such as vegetables, meat, etc. and then clenches the anus shut to trap all of the sperm loads and food. This causes the food and semen to "cook" inside of the rectum.
Dude #1 "All of this anal sex is making me hungry"
Dude #2 "Let's make a Kentucky Crock Pot!"
Dude "1 "Oh yeah! My favorite part is the savory brown dumplings!"
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when your date's parched labia refuse to part. apply a generous wad of chewed tobacco and saliva on her twat to get the juices flowing.
Bobby Sue was so dried up last night i had to give her a Kentucky hot stick to get my friction on.
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