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To masturbate or to jack off.
Danny is in the bathroom making Knuckle children
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A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.
Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!
This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.
She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!
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When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time
I just gave that fool a moose knuckle buckle
Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*
A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.
Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster