When a girl sucks your dick and then gives you a long island with sprite instead of coke.
"Did Maggie really give you a blonde long island? She's a keeper!"
The sexual act of sticking your cock in a long john silvers fish sandwich
Me and m’alady wanted to spice up the bedroom so when I pulled out the long shlong silvers needless to say she came instantly
An Asian teacher with a surprisingly long wong
You "Mr. Wo has a Mr. Long Wong."
Your friend "I know right"
A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''
Bringing a prositiute to your beach house
scotts plan for a "Long Island Bonesaw," was derailed by a police investigation.
a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario
When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'